I was driving down Orchard Rd as I was fetching my Brother down to Plaza Singapura (why I was doing that is another full-blown story, which really isn’t worth any effort to narrate) and somewhere at the junction outside of Paragon, I was happily driving down my lane when suddenly this Black Jaguar swerved out from the turning queue. I sounded my TooT (aka horn), swerved my vehicle a little and jammed my brakes just about right to prevent hitting the black jaguar and getting hit by the taxi that was on-coming from the other lane.
I looked over and there sitting in the Black Jaguar was this very tanned young lady dressed in red and yellow and she was making funny signs at me, the signing equivalent of vulgar language. Tsk tsk! She was obviously in the wrong by trying to “commit suicide and taking others along with her” in the middle of Orchard Rd and she was still prancing around as though she was almighty and distributing judgement on little folks like myself!? I shook my head and drove off. (Now, all these took place within like 15 seconds. You can’t stay stationary on Orchard Rd for too long, it would really have been a road hazard.)
Further down the road, this Black Jaguar was in front of me again and watching the car swerve in and out of the vehicles made me shudder. She was an accident waiting to happen. So, ladies and gentlement, if you do see the Black Jaguar with the license plate number SBV323D any where on Singapore roads, avoid her like plague (that’s if you value your life).
As I told my brother, Singaporean drivers are horrible. They drive so recklessly, and are clueless on when to slow down or jam brake, so much so that, I feel safer as a driver, pedestrain in Shanghai.
Anyhow, I am back home and blogging, so I am safe! Phew! (“,)

